Is John Mayer penning a Broadway musical about his famous conquests?
Enligt rykten som sprids så planerar John en Broadwaymusikal i höst som kommer handla om hans tidigare relationer, erövringar som rubriken lyder.
Dessa ex flickvänner är väldigt oroliga för att John kommer driva om deras sexliv mm.
My top-secret John Mayer bombshell’s already triggering Hollywood warning sirens … rupturing the eardrums — and God knows what else — of Sexy Boy’s numerous blast-from-the-past/humped-and-dumped star hotties, who are suddenly terrified they’ll be immortalized/sandalized in a new Broadway play he’s writing!
Mayer’s nervous brigade of bangee’s include: Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson; Taylor Swift; sex-plosive Jennifer Love Hewitt (who reportedly inspired his hit ditty, “Your Boy is a Wonderland”); plus Renee Zellweger, Minka Kelly, Rhona Mitra, blah, blah, blah! (Guys, can you even imagine?!)
“John’s kept this project heavily under wraps,” says a source close to the star, “but word’s starting to leak now that the formal casting call’s gone out. It describes main character, “JOHN, early to mid-twenties/artistic musician. Handsome (ideally can play both guitar and piano)…!’
Justifiably nervous are exes Taylor Swift, who wrote mercilessly about her failed loveaffair with John; Jessica Simpson — who raged when he called her “sexual napalm” — and Jennifer Aniston, who famously followed him around the world like a love-struck puppy.
These famous flings, knowning John’s kiss-and-tell history, are now worried he’lll stage scenes from their sex lives ont he Broadway stage!” Mayer’s show-and-tell debuts this fall in a small California town, where producers will iron out the kinks — until it’s kinky enough for Broadway!
John sounds douchey enough to pull a stunt like this, especially since he feels so jilted by Swift for her “Dear John” song. Katy Perry wouldn’t care at all if John wrote about her bedroom skills. She loves looking like a bad girl. Jennifer Love Hewitt would probably be flattered. He’s totally doing this, right?
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